Sunday, February 14, 2010

Notes to Self

Do not let cereal get so low that you have to make pancakes on a Sunday morning or no one eats before church.

First drink the coffee, then make the pancakes.

If the first two sets of pancakes on the griddle burn, drink more coffee.

Try not to take it (too) personally if the Sunday School teacher asks if you daughter ate breakfast because she was hiding under the table eating crayons. She had pancakes, lady.


  1. You should have asked the lady 'Why did you let my child under the table to eat crayons in the first place?' 'Where you not watching her?'